"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)-
-To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.-
OMG IM DYING!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL
5.) Favorite color? Maroon
-A term of derision often uttered by Bugs Bunny when referring to an interaction with a dopey adversary. It is a mispronunciation of the word "Moron"
"What a Maroon!" "Will ya get a load of this maroon"-
My childhood~
6.) Birthplace? Utah
-full of mormons-
Its so true.
7.) Month of your birth? August
-The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!-
8.) Last person you talked to? Jared
-1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create
Jared is the best
I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well
My wife is screwing Jared-
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
9.) One of your nicknames? Puka
-a hole.....
I have a puka in my shirt.-
lol im not sure how to take that xD